The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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