Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
