he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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