oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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