Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
what if I'm pregnant?
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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