It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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