i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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