Im at strip club and am horny
I am puke
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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