I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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