You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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