She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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