No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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