Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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