your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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