break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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