I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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