i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Life is so much better after having sex.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
