would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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