He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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