SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize