so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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