and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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