Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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