so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
She's JV to your varsity
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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