He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
