If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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