The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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