Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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