After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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