hotel room ftw
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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