When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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