Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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