note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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