i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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