Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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