i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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