I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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