Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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