If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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