I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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