Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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