come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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