I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
