On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
it's great music for shaving your balls
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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