chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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