Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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