I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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