That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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