Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....