The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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