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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions