I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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