how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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