we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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