I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
