In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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