So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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